Funny Ringtones

Do you have a funny mobile ringtones? Or do you happened to know someone who has one, or you heard one that is funny?

I don’t have any funny ringtones as I don’t like the attention, but among my favourites that I have heard are:

• Doraemon (blissfully funny);
• Indian version of the Nokia ringtone (can’t stop laughing when I first heard it);
• Cricket (creet! creet!);
• The Grudge (funny, and at the same time, scary. Damn you, you Korean ghost!);
• R2D2 (Star Wars);

PDRM Evo X

PDRM Evo X

It seems that our Malaysian Police (PDRM) has joined the bandwagon (like the Italian and French police) by equipping themselves with some high-powered chase cars. On this case, the Mitsubishi Evo X.

It was informed that each Evo was puchased at RM128,000 (tax-free, I presumed) and comes together with add-ons equipment worth RM8,000. Why the heck can’t I buy it at bloody knockoff price? Damned you, 300% car tax!

So, to all those Evo X wannabes, beware.

Habituals, or plain routine?

I hate going to Mydin Mall USJ1 on weekends. The road towards the mall is virtually congested, thanks to all the shoppers who prefer to do their shoppings on weekends. Parking is always a problem, until Mydin solved it by creating an extra 1,000 parking bays behind the mall. But still, parking spaces are aplenty and yet, congested INSIDE the mall.

Should we changed our routine of doing our shoppings on weekdays (maybe during lunchtime or after work?).

I wish that they will make bigger aisles in shopping malls in the future. I hate it when you have to rub shoulders with other shoppers while thinking on which cooking oil to choose.

Apabila dah berumur…

Macam2 fesyen teman tengok orang2 yang berumur (40 and above) sekarang menggunakan henfon. Ada yang pelik, ada yang kelakar, dan ada yang plain ridicalous. Cuba kome peratikan. Adakah orang2 yang berumur ini gunakan handphone sebegini:

• Bila tengok skrin handphone, sket punya jauh diorang pegang. Selagi dema tak nampak apa yang patut dibaca kat skrin tuh, selagi itu la tangan yang pegang henfon tuh dijauhkan;
• Bila diorang taip mesej atau taip nombor, sambil menaip mulut berkumit2 membaca apa yang ditaip;
• Cermin mata dinaikkan kat atas kepala sambil baca mesej;
• Cakap dalam henfon kuat2;
• Banyak fungsi henfon yang diorang tak tahu nak guna, walaupun henfon yang basic;
• Langsung tak guna memori kad. Bila tanya samada dalam henfon ada memori kad atau tak, jawapan yang biasa ialah: ENTAH;
• Bila call, jarang angkat henfon;
• Selalu “misplace” henfon, sebab tak ingat letak mana;
• Tak pernah dengar apa itu MMS, 3G, GPS, Dual Band dan bahasa2 henfon yang biasa;

Teman pun gitu juga…..

In the Elavator

Have you ever been in an elevator (lift) full of people and one of them sneezed, or coughed? Do you:

• Make don’t know;
• Hold your breath as long as possible?
• Cover your nose & mouth?
• Get out of the elavator at the next possible stop?

That’s what happened to me this morning and I’m still pondering about the answer.